The Adventures of Maynard & Frey: Book Two - The Cry of the Banshee

Maynard is an ex-castle guard. Frey is a common thief. After the events of what became known as the Night of the Ghouls, the two go on a date, only to have it interrupted by a terrifying spectre.

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“It’s like a Kinder surprise!” - a broke college student

“I brought it to Thanksgiving dinner so my family would talk about something other than me being single.” - anonymous redditer

"Why is it making that noise?" - My Sister-in-law first meeting a cat

"It's like a death trial period, what's not to like?" - actual sleeper testimony