The Adventures of Maynard & Frey: Book One - The Night of the Ghouls

Maynard is a castle guard. Frey is a common thief. One night, their fates are intertwined when their village is being overrun by undead ghouls. Together, they must find the source of the outbreak and save everyone.

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"Gone fishing and needed something to read while waiting six hours under the sun." - an introvert

"Chuck Tingle would be proud." - online stranger

"several words, many of them in some kind of order." - person who works at a library

"a horrible way to spend forty-six hours." - a guy stuck in an elevator

"Everything I have to say about it, I wouldn't be able to repeat in front of my grandmother." - someone who's grandmother is deaf